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The not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life
science
classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The
question
directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write?
He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping
for the best:
1. No need to boil.
2. Cats can't steal it.
3. Available whenever necessary.
Ummm... So far so good ... maybe.........But the exam demanded
a four-part answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed.
He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again. But suddenly, he
brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled
his definitive answer:
4. Available in attractive containers."
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