The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I
looked for in a woman.
Naturally I replied, "Big tits."
He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."
So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits."
"No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want
to spend the rest of your life with?"
He looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch
laughing until my gut hurt. Spend the rest of my life with one woman?
No woman's tits are that big.