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Sexy teacher had a new game for the children. She would pick a
word and have the children make a sentence out of it. She had to
be careful because she knew that Lil' Johnnie would try and turn
this into something dirty, as he had done so many times before. She
chose the word "fascinate". Knowing that Johnnie could not possibly
mess this one up, she called on him first.
Johnnie said, "My sister went to the mall and bought a blouse. It
had 10 buttons up the front, but her boobs were so big she could
only fasten eight."
After all the kids had answered one, it was Johnnie's turn again.
This time the word was "urinate". The teacher was sure this one
would stump Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "You're-an-eight, but if you had bigger boobs you'd
be a ten."
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