Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: Why do men call the part of a woman's body, between her breasts and hips, the waist?
A: Because there's room for another set of breasts there!

Q: Why do women have tits?
A: So men will talk to them.

Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!

Q: How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
A: Put a nipple on it.

Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: How can you tell if a girl is really flat chested?
A: She wears suspenders to hold her bra up.

Q: How can you tell if a woman is really flat?
A: She hopes for breast cancer so she can fit into a bra.

Q: Why are girls like ROCKS?
A: "The flat ones are better to skip!"

Q: What's the worst possible case of being flat-chested?
A: Looking down a dress and the only bumps you see are knees.

Q: You can bet you'll never shake hands with the world's best lover.
A: He's always got a tit in it.