A milkman was making his deliveries and found a note attached to a
customers door saying "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocked on the door and a beautiful dumb blond answered it.
"Is this a mistake?" the milkman asked.
"No," she said, "I was watching a talk show and it said that bathing
in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really," replied the milkman. "Do you want that pasteurised?"
"No, up to my tits would be fine," she said.