A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise
by buying her a bra. He entered a ladies shop, rather intimidated,
but the salesgirls took charge to help him.
"What color?" they asked.
He settled for white.
"How much does it cost?" he asked.
"Twenty dollars."
"Very good," he thought. All that remained was the size, but
he hadn't the faintest idea.
"Now sir, are they the size a pair of melons? Coconuts? Grape
fruits? Oranges?"
"No," he said, "nothing like that."
"Come on, sir, think. There must be something your wife's bust
resembles."
He thought long and hard and then looked up and said, "Have you
ever seen a Spaniel's ears?"