Two geezers who lived in the same nursing home, Clyde and Maude,
(both in their 90's), fell madly in love. They decided they were
going to get a weekend pass and go to a motel to consummate their
love. So, they go to a local no-tell motel and check in.
Clyde was a laying' in the bed, not a stitch on, waiting' for
his girlfriend, while Maude was in the bathroom, primping' and
powdering' herself.
Maude comes hobbling out on her little walker naked as a 90 year
old jay bird and makes to the end of the bed.
She says, "Now Clyde honey, first I got to tell you, I got acute
angina!"
Clyde looks up at her and says, "Well that's good, 'cause you
sure got some ugly titties!"