A man stopped by a diner at noon, the busiest time of the day, sat
down at the counter and asked for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who
was very busy, gave him his coffee and rushed off to help the numerous
customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both creamer
and sugar in his coffee, noticed that the container was empty. As the
waitress rushed by, he asked her to bring him cream and sugar for his
coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember it being before,
rushed to the back to pick up more orders. As she passed the cabinet
where the extra sugar and creams were kept, she set her plates down and
put sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bosom because both of her
hands were full.
After she has served the plates she was holding, she returned to the
man and asked him, "How many sugar cubes did you want in your coffee?"
The man replied, "Two's fine."
She reached into her bra, pulled out two sugar cubes and dropped
them into his cup.
"And cream?" she asked.
The man looked at her, squarely in the eye and said, "You wouldn't
dare!?!"