There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were
sitting at the breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman
said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50
years." Yeah", she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know", the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked
as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well", Granny snickered, "What do you
say...should we?"
Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
breasts are as hot for you as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised", replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee
and the other is in your oatmeal."