Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package 
and a large bird cage.  She was gone several days but finally she 
returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking' so sad.
  Liz,"Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days.  Glad 
you got back okay...but you look so sad. Why??"
  Sally,"Cause I just can't get a man."
  Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."
  Sally, "Don't be so silly.  I know that. But I went in the woods 
cause I needed something there that would get me a man.  But I 
couldn't find it."
  Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."
  Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls.  I took some
dead mice and a bird cage."
  Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man."
  Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good 
pair of hooters."