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 Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add
years to his life, medical experts have discovered. According to the
New England Journal of Medicine, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the
charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute
aerobics workout," declared gerontologist Dr. Karen Weatherby.
Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt,
Germany, reached the startling conclusion after comparing the health
of 200 male outpatients -- half of whom were instructed to look at
busty females daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
The study revealed that after five years, the chest watchers had
lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and fewer instances
of coronary artery disease.
"Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood
circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby. "There is no question: Gazing
at breasts makes men healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in
this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart
attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the
average man can extend his life four to five years."
 

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