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There was a gentleman living in a small village who
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had a stomach disorder that required him to drink the milk of a
nursing mother. Well there weren't too many women in the village
nursing babies and even fewer who would agree to allow a grown man
suck on their breast. But low and behold, the poor man finally found
a rather buxom young girl who recently had given birth and who was
willing to help him out, for a price. The man was desperate because
his condition was growing worse, so he agreed to pay the woman the
amount of money she demanded. After all, the woman had a new born
baby to care for and the father had abandoned them to their fate.
The first day was a bit awkward as the man showed up and, with a
bit of anxiety and embarrassment, leaned over and began to suck on
the woman's breast. Well weeks went by and the awkwardness began to
One day, the woman realized that the man's sucking was beginning
to arouse her sexually. It became almost unbearable and finally, in
a sensuous voice, she said, "Is there anything else you'd like?"
The man paused in his sucking for a moment and looked up at her.
"Yeah," he said finally. "Can I have a cookie with my milk?"
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